Apple: And now ... One more thing ...
Me: I am here, take all of my money for the new thing.
Apple: Apple Music! This is a new shiny thing!!
Me: That was already a thing you can get anywhere. What's so new about that thing?
Apple: [Insert record label commercials]
Me: This new thing looks just the same. What is so new about this thing?
Apple: 24/7 Radio station! There will be a radio station on it!
Me: Radio? With commercials and sounders and everything?
Apple: YEP! And they will pick "great" songs, not based on an algorithm.
Me: I listen to MP3s so I don't hear commercials... and what if I don't like what they pick?
Apple: You will! At $9.99/mo it is going to be popular and you get a 3 month free trial!!
Me: What happened to you?
Apple: You are going to love it.
Me: Awe man. : (
In short, I was unimpressed and as an Apple Fan Boy, that in it self is really disappointing. However, there were some good things. See my reaction below.